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Step 1 - make a website that takes 3 seconds to load a blank page.

Step 2 - bring it down to 1 second and pat yourself on the back.

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Correct. A web page is fast by default. Everything that is added makes it slower.

Sure, but some things increase the delay much than others. More static text, for example, is pretty fast. Elaborate JS, not so much.

In Brazil they say you can make things better by first putting a goat in the living room. It's going to shit everywhere, chew, droll, and make a horrible mess.

Take the goat out and your life will improve right away!


Also described as a traditional Yiddish folktale (a rabbi suggests responding to stress by moving a series of animals into the home, and then at the end they're removed and everything seems great by comparison!).

60+ yo Brazilian here and I have never, in my entire life, heard this saying before. Sounds something a Brazuca would come up with after the 17th round of Kaiser though. Pretty on brand.

A life without a goat sounds horrible



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